Lyrics to dating game by icp

30-Jun-2016 17:17 by 6 Comments

Lyrics to dating game by icp

(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!

[Shaggy 2 Dope] Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face [Violent J] Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-whack [Violent J] I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!! (Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!! He's a schitsofranic serial killer clown, who says women lo-o-ove his sexy smile. So let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick?

Contestant #1 I believe first impressions last forever.

After that your dad'll try to jump again and only this time I'd put the forty to his chin.

But if I did I'd probably show you that I care by taking all these other muthafuckas outa here. And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw.(What?!?

When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

"Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time.

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!