Humor on blind dating
Humor on blind dating
He questioned why I’ve only had one boyfriend (trust me, it barely counted) and why I’ve been single ever since. Those 10 minutes gave me enough time to throw on the first clothes I found on my bed and some dry shampoo in my slightly unkempt hair.And yes, I reevaluated my love life as soon as I got home. This is what happens when you have three dates in a row.
He briefly told me about his romantic history and I told him mine. Quickly doing the math in my head, I figured I could sleep for another 50 minutes, have 10 minutes to get ready, and still have enough time for the 30 minute drive there. I mean, give me some "eye of the beholder" jokes, you know? Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occasion.It was when we went out for a drive in the old family pick up that I learned that things could get quite a bit worse. I’m about to get picked up for a blind date, can you call me in a half hour just in case it’s going bad? Sure enough after twenty minutes Raquel was discreetly checking her watch. “Honey”, said John, two minutes later, “please get me another one quickly “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING! There you go now slow and steady, nice even stitches.“Don’t worry about my husband’s driving in the center of the road,” said Bill’s mom with a big friendly smile, as we headed onto a two way intersection. After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed. ” Hannah exclaimed, “DO YOU THINK I’M YOUR PERSONAL WAITER!? The wife puts down the needle and thread, looks up at her husband, and says, “What the hell is wrong with you? “You’re not going to believe what I found when I was drilling a hole through the wall! ” Just then my I heard my daughters voice hollering from the bathroom, “I’m trying to brush my teeth in here!The one thing that drove me absolutely crazy about my boyfriend Bill was the way he drove.
He would insist on driving in the dead center of a two way intersection, and no matter how much I complained, sulked, and threatened, nothing made a dent.During the drive home he, once more, mentioned wanting to go on a second date. While deciding where to get dinner, she quickly departed and teased, “Have fun you two!Again, I stuck a spoonful of ice cream into my mouth. ” He soon drove us to a vegetarian restaurant which had, quite possibly, the best vegetarian cuisine I’ve ever had.All the guys sitting there just turned to stare at your butt while you walked out.” Did I instantly feel uncomfortable? The date began to take a turn as, once at Sonic, he claimed that it was the best date he’s ever been on.Not knowing what to do, I lightly chuckled and stuck a spoonful of cookies ‘n cream ice cream into my mouth. Meeting in front of our mutual friend’s house, my date and I spent the first few minutes talking to her.Throughout the course of my nearly nonexistent love life, I’ve encountered only two real first dates. Initially, I was surprised that blind dates still occurred.